I'm honestly nobody special. I'm just a guy born and raised in West Virginia who is smart enough to make it in the world but unfortunate enough to be held down. It's the same story that many, many other people around the world have to share.

I'm a writer, musician, forum mod/admin, webmaster, reader, and avid gamer. I am Irish-American with uncertainty about how much Irish blood is in my veins - though the features of an Irish background plague me. I have some noted Cherokee in my bloodline as well. I stand five-eight and am honestly overweight. I do wish to lose weight, but I do what I can. I suffer from paranoia and at times believe that everyone hates me. I can't control this. I try to be everyone's friend, but I dislike arrogant people. I love heavy metal music, the Mortal Kombat series, and the Doom series. I'm not that different from you.

I graduated from Saint Albans High School in 2002, and attended West Virginia State University in from 2003 to 2004. Even though I practically demolished my English courses, financial woes snuck up on me, rendering me unable to return to school since. However, thanks to my belief in hard work, I never stopped working toward something that I believed would help me achieve success.

I played in a local band for a good six months and ran a fairly decent website that bore my namesake. The site contained various writings and randomness that I felt like sharing - this site will possibly follow the tradition. I tried my hand at writing articles about Magic: The Gathering for a short period while trying to qualify for the Magic Pro Tour. I gave up on the Tour and stopped writing for Magic shortly after realizing that most Magic fans on the Internet are arrogant dicks.

I joined Screwattack.com in early 2008 and made it my home away from home. A few months after joining, I was given the honor of becoming a moderator for the forum and main site. I work this position with seriousness and pride alongside my paid job at Ticketmaster.

I currently write multiple columns for Screwattack.com None of these columns are official.

I currently reside in Saint Albans, West Virginia with my fiancee, Dawn. We spend nearly every minute of every day together, and we couldn't be happier.

Works:

Resume

CONTACT INFO
patrick breeden
st albans, WV 25177 US
digitaldebaser@gmail.com

EXPERIENCE:
1/2006 - Present
Ticketmaster Charleston, WV Industry: Entertainment Venues and Theaters
Client Support Specialist
-Ensure that Ticketmaster sales markets are clear of any account issues
-Call customers if issues do arise so they can be resolved quickly and without stress to the customer
-Assist box office clients with any account-related issues that they may have
-Create reports for clients' events and send these reports promptly
-Assist clients with over ticket limits or certain event-related issues. Inform customers of these event-related issues
-Work cooperatively with other Ticketmaster departments to reach our goals
-Overall provide an excellent experience for both our customers and our clients

4/2008 - Present
ScrewAttack.com Dallas, Texas
Industry: Other/Not Classified
Website Moderator
I moderate the main website and forum for ScrewAttack.com. I assist the users - or "g1s" - with any questions they may have about the website or forum, and I also report any users who break rules. I lock or move topic that need these actions, and I also promote and distribute points for good weblogs that users write and post on the website.
I work under the alias of "DigitalDebaser."

9/2004 - 1/2006
McDonalds St Albans, WV Industry: Food and Beverage Production
Crew Trainer
-Fry cook. Prepare foods that require frying in the friers or grilling
3/2000 - 9/2004
Wendys International St. Albans, WV
Industry: Food and Beverage Production
Cook

EDUCATION:
1/2003 - 6/2004 West Virginia State University US-WV-Institute
Some College Coursework Completed
English major with excellent grades and willingness to complete challenging tasks. Studied creative writing and other forms of journalistic writings including but not limited to editorials. Completed ENG101, 102, and 201.
Computer Science Minor. Completed entry course but could not continue due to lack of correct math level.